Barbaric Becky Blonde-Beard

I never thought my pirate name

Would be growing out of my face

Perhaps I’m not a pirate at all—

Perhaps I am a Viking!

I don’t know fucking

Anything anything my heritage

But I really hope

That all these wispy blonde

Beard hairs are just because it’s

The first round of hairs and not because

I’m a blonde-bearded Viking

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