Award-Winning Dick

I have to brag for a second

I have an

Award-winning dick—

And I’ve never been so proud.

I give myself the honor of

First place in category

“For Fuck’s Sake”

No participation ribbon necessary

I won this award just by existing

I have the smallest dick that’s ever been inside of anything

And I’ve never been so proud

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