I Secretly Hope All The Restaurants Die

America has entirely way too many restaurants

People know far too little about food

Our economy should not be based on

Poor people serving richer people dinner

Because they are “in a hurry”

Or frankly just too scared to admit

They prefer the taste of canola oil to olive

So instead they go to outrageous lengths

To have younger people serve them canola-fried things

I fucking hate this type of monarchy

I secretly hope all the restaurants die

But I know that all of this is just

Postponed, impending, and soon to be forgotten

Pandemic or not—

We’ll be back to the way things were

Before their hoarded groceries rot


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