What Do You Expect From Ellen

Is she supposed to be a god?

An example ?

She did that

She does that, on her show usually

I don’t watch, honestly

Daytime TV depresses me —

I have plants to keep alive!

They will wilt if I watch too much

Garbage TV, and please—

Dancing? I’ve had bean plants with

Better moves than that. Anyway—

What do you all expect from Ellen?!

What is it?!?

Is she supposed to take on toxic Hollywood

Singlehandedly?

Is she supposed to be mother Theresa ?

Is she supposed to take care of you?

What do you expect from Ellen

The love your mother never gave you?!?!?

Not gonna happen, fool!

Just fucking get a hobby or something, dude.

Stop punishing women

For acting the way men do.


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