Zoning Rules

It got tiresome

Talking to my friends

Zoning out when I talk

So I decided to make a podcast

About all the stuff I love

And all the stuff I’m

Powerfully curious about

And those same people who

Didn’t listen still don’t —

I’ve replaced everyone

With numbers and stats

This way at least when they

Zone out, I see it in my

Bounce rate.


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