Gender Reveal Parties Are Just Excuses For Pyrotechnics

What’s the problem?


Not “gender reveal parties”

Specifically, unfortunately

But the fucking

Colored smoke machines

Fireworks and other generally

Unsafe and unsatisfactory

Fire starters that shouldn’t be in

Anyone’s modern celebration —

Let alone ours.

Honestly I fucking hate fireworks

I wish they were illegal

Smoke machines should count —

Definitely not dabs, tho

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