Ask For Yourself

This Bisexual girl I know Who’s constantly Complaining about how People “don’t think she’s queer And that she’s invisible” Also complains about how She’d date women if They’d only ask her out!! I was like Girl that’s the Whole deal You’ve gotta Be brave enough to Ask for yourself

Eat Me/Swallow Their Pride

My girlfriend was like “You should reach out And get over this because It’s my fault you guys Stopped talking” I wish that was true It’d be simpler It’d be nicer I’d love to blame Someone else, like My poor char Who just kinda Got jealous and Damn near died. I wish it was her […]


I broke my back In a powerlifting tournament Squatting 275lbs It popped on the way up I did a second rep With the disc blown I thought I just Pinched a nerve and I Wanted to prove a point So I kept lifting My ex left me anyway–later She wasn’t impressed I guess Injury shit […]

The Gay Agenda

Here at MAI It would be foolish To deny That the Gay Agenda Is my queer commander I’ve never seen it I’ve never heard it But boy oh boy I know it! It’s the thing all the Conservatives are scared of The agenda of Loving yourself enough to Not be scared anymore The agenda where […]

14er Fury/Body Positivity

Body positivity Is a myth. No one in our Modern society Is body positive– I’ve met many Body apologetics I’ve met countless Body negatives I’ve met millions of Body critics I’ve seen a handful of Body activists — on the internet Alas, I’ve never met anyone Body positive Well– Hold on Thin people are always […]