I broke my back In a powerlifting tournament Squatting 275lbs It popped on the way up I did a second rep With the disc blown I thought I just Pinched a nerve and I Wanted to prove a point So I kept lifting My ex left me anyway–later She wasn’t impressed I guess Injury shit […]

The Gay Agenda

Here at MAI It would be foolish To deny That the Gay Agenda Is my queer commander I’ve never seen it I’ve never heard it But boy oh boy I know it! It’s the thing all the Conservatives are scared of The agenda of Loving yourself enough to Not be scared anymore The agenda where […]

PSA—My Hands Are Different

Thought you oughta know When I clap It sounds different They aren’t as soft They won’t make you So soaked or Get hard as fast Unless you’re into that You might get wet anyway, Let’s be real The hair is still on point I don’t as much Get wet I mean Oh well, that’s why […]