Beware of Motorcycles

My grandma On her deathbed Told my mom To tell me To beware of motorcycles Now I wonder If this isn’t some sort of Symbol worth avoiding Anywhere it appears I wonder if I shouldn’t be Afraid of the Motorcycle men Who are relatively unstable Meddling with affairs Beyond their comprehension Too proud to admit […]

The Gay Agenda

Here at MAI It would be foolish To deny That the Gay Agenda Is my queer commander I’ve never seen it I’ve never heard it But boy oh boy I know it! It’s the thing all the Conservatives are scared of The agenda of Loving yourself enough to Not be scared anymore The agenda where […]

PSA—My Hands Are Different

Thought you oughta know When I clap It sounds different They aren’t as soft They won’t make you So soaked or Get hard as fast Unless you’re into that You might get wet anyway, Let’s be real The hair is still on point I don’t as much Get wet I mean Oh well, that’s why […]