Beware of Motorcycles

My grandma On her deathbed Told my mom To tell me To beware of motorcycles Now I wonder If this isn’t some sort of Symbol worth avoiding Anywhere it appears I wonder if I shouldn’t be Afraid of the Motorcycle men Who are relatively unstable Meddling with affairs Beyond their comprehension Too proud to admit […]


Usually When I’m in a crowd I fucking panic I resort to As many jokes As I can manage To fit into One conversation They all flop I embarrass myself I say things I don’t believe I say things I don’t mean I usually end With a thick accent As one last Desperate plea To […]

Bitterness/Stonewall/Oh My!

I saw that you Listened to Bitterness after Stonewall so I Guess you’re worried you might Turn up on the podcast You haven’t You won’t You aren’t gonna come up Sorry, bro You’re just not Interesting enough –besides — Why would I Ever let all these Listeners know About the time I lost all hope […]

Meet Me

If you want To meet me Halfway between Where you are and Where I’ll be We can Get somewhere cheap And never even Turn on the tv We could just Not talk The whole evening There is plenty We could catch up on Just between Our bodies Meeting, Morse code Of sorts I don’t get […]