Unrequited

Maybe I’m an ass Butt I never trust someone Who’s had Too much Or Too little Unrequited love If they have Never been rejected They aren’t taking enough chances If they’ve Never requited They perhaps Are unable to Or Their a fantastic asshat jackasses Who lives in a fantasy world Where the only people they […]

Megan Rapinoe

Megan Rapinoe is so fucking hot What the fuck even Who lets them play soccer? They should be a movie star Playing the lead in every scene Always, always fucking me Such a good movie Can’t wait to see it

Spineless

I broke my back In a powerlifting tournament Squatting 275lbs It popped on the way up I did a second rep With the disc blown I thought I just Pinched a nerve and I Wanted to prove a point So I kept lifting My ex left me anyway–later She wasn’t impressed I guess Injury shit […]