Meet Me

If you want To meet me Halfway between Where you are and Where I’ll be We can Get somewhere cheap And never even Turn on the tv We could just Not talk The whole evening There is plenty We could catch up on Just between Our bodies Meeting, Morse code Of sorts I don’t get […]


My girlfriend is Sometimes insecure because I fantasize about Group sex and things She can’t be By herself — But that’s the thing She alone Has awakened A part of me Sexual, raw Confident and Loving enough To be able to imagine Fucking hundreds of people Bonobos to the wind Goddamn I would love to […]

Onion, Please

I love onions More than all the other things They are the ultimate So good They copied themselves Over and over and over again Layering perfection Onto perfection. Tangy, sweet, Spicy, fresh, Umami, citrus Red, yellow White, Vidalia Spring, green, Wild and young God fucking dammit I love onions I will admit I hate onion […]

I Like Cunts

Some girls like bad boys Some girls like nice guys Some girls like dicks I like cunts Some boys like Madonnas Some boys like whores Some boys like cock I like cunts Some people like animals Some people like plants Some people like nothing I like cunts