Who is Becky

Who am I? What am I doing? Should I introduce myself a little better, Now that I’m Still talking I’m Becky with the Good Hair, but I wasn’t always this dope and smarmy. ————————- I used to be a really straight-laced stuck up bitch That’s why I call myself a Becky I have super dope […]

In Cunt I Trust

I don’t trust anyone People are always telling me this is a problem. I have done it a few times And it never ended well People blamed me for my misgivings. People are cunts You don’t have to have a cunt to be one It seems like butts are also cunts Like a package deal […]

Pillow Talk

My girlfriend is out of town So I don’t have anyone to pillow talk with I thought to myself There’s a poem for this. I wish I had a bigger clit It would help make sense of all of it As it is right now, I have The tightest pinkest sweetest pussy In all of […]

Pussy-Eating Thoughts

I was going down on her Dreaming about peaches Sweet, soft, juicy lips Tang, citrus, vanilla So delicious I figure this is what it’s gotta be like To make out with an orchid So I pictured her with petals And made my tongue her colors I try a new technique I think she liked it, […]


When I was young I was A Tomboy. That’s what they said. I wondered if it was bad to be That, a tomboy. They assured me it wasn’t. I guess the part of being a Tomboy that they don’t tell you Is that you’re supposed to stop. Now I dunno, I guess I’m a Boy […]