In Cunt I Trust

I don’t trust anyone People are always telling me this is a problem. I have done it a few times And it never ended well People blamed me for my misgivings. People are cunts You don’t have to have a cunt to be one It seems like butts are also cunts Like a package deal […]

Song Edition: What am I even doing…?

Once more, with feeling… So shoot me, mo’fo’s, I like playing bass guitar and writing sad poems. Am I a real-life Marceline? That’s for you to project, and you to project alone. I am living my truth, Marceline is fictional. I tried to eliminate every single bar line in the whole song, while also using […]

You want to do what now…?

I shouldn’t be here. Probably shouldn’t have come here at all! I should go away again, it would be best for us. Neither of us need me right now. Let’s wait until I can handle things better. I have procrastinating to do, and people to piss off, dreams to fail, goals to fall short of, […]

BITE Cover

Heard of Elephants still exists, Ya’ll! This cover is my baby right now, please be nice to her. I recorded all the tracks on multiple low brass instruments. It predominantly features tuba. There are also a lot of electronics that you will hear when you get there. Tuba is the way. FUN FACT Tuba can […]

Mad About It: Music Series

Hey everybody! In addition to random topics, we’re going to have a music series section in the show now. That’s right, we’re doing it. I’ve been talking about it for months now, but I mean it this time. I got the upgrades I needed, and now we’re going overdrive with all of this shit. What’s […]