I cooked one of my favorite things today Onions, cabbage, garlic Massaged with salt Roasted slowly With bratwurst and mustard For about three hours Until the whole house reeks Of musky sweaty cabbage The way I prefer My house to smell It keeps assholes at bay Nobody who hates cabbage Is a friend of mine, […]

People hate it when you’re good at stuff

People, here, meaning others. Others meaning not-me’s. Not-me’s still sometimes meaning myself. YES?! yes. People hate it when you’re good at stuff! Usually! Unless they’re just like you, then they recognize your excellence, no problem. WHO AM I, to blame some poor nameless “other” for my woes. Have you read rainbow fish? The one about […]