Poetry Competition

There is some poetry contest That popped up as a cookie On my browser Cuz it knows me and I never turn that shit off Cuz I don’t care Anyway I really want to enter I fucking love poetry wait– I mean Competition I love competition I love beating ass and Moaning names I love […]

Jesus was an asshole—and so are you

Factual truth-facts right here Are you ready for them? Imma hit you so hard with these truths you’re gonna be tempted to call me “becky with the hard truths” –Some guy comes to your potluck, insists on feeding everyone himself? Single handedly? With FISH? What a shit-fuck of a guest. Rude. –Has someone the whole […]