Sometimes I see Sex-tip articles And I’m like Have you tried Intimacy? It’s way better Than putting that Wine bottle Up there Also Ice cubes are Fucking Slippery!

Who is Becky

Who am I? What am I doing? Should I introduce myself a little better, Now that I’m Still talking I’m Becky with the Good Hair, but I wasn’t always this dope and smarmy. ————————- I used to be a really straight-laced stuck up bitch That’s why I call myself a Becky I have super dope […]

Dirty Imagery

I wonder if she Gets off when she Fucks me with her Hand and makes me Squirt all over her Wrist? I wonder if It tingles lightly When I kiss her Inner thigh, the way Mine does when her Hair brushes my hip? I wonder if she thinks It’s tiring, boring, tedious Or if all […]

Broken China

I’m not sure what love is But I have a clue I think love is what I felt That day at the coffee shop When your fingers lightly touched my wrist So sublimely I think love is when We celebrated dating for two years By going hiking And everyone stared The whole way down And […]

What’s the Opposite of a Drama Mama

Drama. Want details? Your gonna have to pry it out of me I ain’t never tell you It pains me enough to live it, I ain’t gonna re-live for free Pay me lots and lots of money THEN And only then Will I tell you all my secrets Sometimes it works in reverse Sometimes I […]