Ani Difranco

Confession I am a Lifelong Ani Difranco fan I will never not like her I have never not liked her She is fucking dope Mad crazy finger picking chops yo Whoa Very serious skill Very cool palette Incredible rhythms I will eventually have an Exhaustive, expert guide to Her music and life I suppose I […]

Bass Growl

I think my favorite thing about bass Is that when you tease it It growls, Every time Kinda like me, except It dies down, mellows out Immediately I wish I was More like a bass When people pluck me I just get fucking Pissed off, and the rage Never mellows, the sustain is more like […]

Who is Becky

Who am I? What am I doing? Should I introduce myself a little better, Now that I’m Still talking I’m Becky with the Good Hair, but I wasn’t always this dope and smarmy. ————————- I used to be a really straight-laced stuck up bitch That’s why I call myself a Becky I have super dope […]

Pillow Talk

My girlfriend is out of town So I don’t have anyone to pillow talk with I thought to myself There’s a poem for this. I wish I had a bigger clit It would help make sense of all of it As it is right now, I have The tightest pinkest sweetest pussy In all of […]

Strawberry Moon on a Blueberry Sky–My Oh My Anita O’Day sounds High

  Custard Blueberries Strawberries Food everywhere she looks MMMMmmmahahaahammmmmmm Yessirmaam Ode to the Munchies I want summadat’, Ms. O’Day. Gimme your guy’s number, please omfg I need to solicit drugs from the 1950’s yes please What a poem this is turning out to be Anita O’Day, come over here fuck me in that cute little […]