Consent is Sexy

Reflections on sex I love your body, I think about you, carnally. Oftentimes I think of things That make my brain feel bad. I would be concerned, I’m sure it’s Not as bad as I think. I’m sure others are much more perverse I’m certain I’m a catch, a steal Not some jackass perv, raw […]

Age is Sexy

Age is sexy. Period. No exceptions. Well, wait. I guess if you’re like, 98… When does it stop being sexy? When does the fruit on the tree turn from succulent to reluctant? I have eaten young apples with large, rotted, moldy spots of flesh. Age doesn’t seem to make you rot, something else is the […]