Talk About That

I hate when People say Trump is Fat and Poorly dressed Because it Almost makes It sound like Normal president Trash-talk Stuff we did for Bush and Obama and Clinton and shit He’s a lot worse Than poor-fitting pants Or a too-long-tie He’s a buffoon Here to destroy our Democracy and make our Country unstable […]

American Pastime

Contempt is our national pastime, now Our new baseball The new apple pie You aren’t American unless you’re Ratting out your neighbor, Shitting on your kids, Bitching about work while Belittling someone else’s You aren’t American unless You’re posting a CrossFit selfie Between anti-abortion posts While swiping right on every fat girl from high school […]